(anyone who wants to shower me in hail and brimstone, this was typed in the sarcasm font)
I thought I was going to have a meeting with the most holy today, but I woke up only to find it had been cancelled. Slightly disappointed, I won’t lie. I really have a lot to ask him, even if most of the questions won’t be answered it would have been cool to actually meet the big man.
Perhaps he would have deemed my inquisitive nature as petulance and disrespectful, he may have sent me to visit his other son lucifer for this, but I would politely have told him that he made me (paternity test pending), so he should take some responsibility for some of my actions, you know like any good parent would.
It’s always nice meeting someone you’ve heard so much about, good and bad. It would have been a chance to put some of the myths to rest, you know the ones about him enjoying seeing children starve and mothers raped. I would have tested that flimsy defense that so many of his followers so often use, (some who have Johnny cochran skills others are more Lionel klutz when it comes to defending the ways of the world.)
But unfortunately it’s been cancelled, maybe I’m not one of his chosen few. Which is funny, because giving some of the things I heared about his loving nature, I thought he would have had an open door policy.
